Racing drivers are warned to stay in their motor homes and not venture outside to avoid being clubbed to death by a rampant Gorilla

Thinks the current crop of drivers who have all put the most successful F1 driver in history to shame are all useless imbeciles.

Students threaten to disrupt Canadian Grand Prix by protesting on Moose-back whilst weilding hockey sticks covered in maple syrup

Radical new rule changes will convert Formula 1 cars into ALMS cars within 2 years, according to Whiting.

Webber claims a competitive field and lots of overtaking has no place in the world of Formula 1

Hopes his win will convince people that he isn't on the grid because of the 30m he pays to Frank

Beats the likes of Fangio, Clark, Stewart, Senna, Prost, Schumacher and Vettel in Formula 1 poll

A shocking revelation suggests Americans are more interested in suing each other than watching motor racing

Horner quick to quash rumours that Red Bull may be giving Webber equal treatment in the team this year