Canadian GP organisers to face detention
June 2012
A bunch of unruly teenagers are threatening to disrupt the Canadian Grand Prix, leaving some people to suggest that perhaps it is time to bring back caning and allowing teachers to beat the living crap out of naughty school children.
The row started when a bully at a Canadian school stole someone’s dinner money. The victim retaliated by getting his big brother to give the bully a wedgie and, in turn, the bully got all his mates to flush their heads down the toilet. The incident spiralled out of control after one pupil grassed the bullies up which led to violent riots with students battering each other with hockey sticks and bottles of maple syrup.
Because nothing interesting ever happens in Canada, the local authorities were completely unprepared by this shocking behaviour and have told the naughty children that they will have to stay in detention and will not be able to watch the big boys go broom-broom at race track.
Montreal organisers released a statement that said “We are not happy aboot this but it is aboot the only thing we can do. It’s aboot time we put a stop to this rioting buddy. This event is aboot motor racing and not aboot students. I don’t even know what they are protesting aboot.”
This is another setback for motorsport in Canada as they are only just getting over the embarrassment of Jacques Villeneuve.
