Karthikeyan tops F1 list
April 2012
Narain karthikeyan has made the top 10 in the list of the most useless drivers ever to compete in Formula 1. His recent efforts to get in the way of every other driver and fuck up the races of people like Sebastian Vettel and Jenson Button have bumped him up from mere idiot to complete retard.
He joins a list that includes legendary useless imbeciles like Pedro Chaves, Naoki Hattori, Taki Inoue, Giovanna Amati, Fabrizio Barbazza, Paul Belmondo, Jean-Denis Deletraz, Piercarlo Ghinzani and Roberto Moreno among others.
Ironically, he also drives for a team that has just made the top 10 in most useless teams ever to compete in Formula 1. HRT have proved themselves to be completely incapable of doing anything, with a recent survey suggesting that most of the team members are incapable of even wiping their own bottoms. Others in this list include Coloni, Fondmetal, Minardi, AGS, Scuderia Italia, Life Racing, EuroBrun, Osella, Simtek, Pacific, Forti Corse and the 1997 Lola effort.
Karthikeyan was unavailable to comment as he had popped down the cash machine to withdraw more money to pay for his next race.
