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Funny Formula 1 news

Every story, newest first. 65 in total, and not one of them true.

Drivers call for Grosjean's head

Angers the entire Formula 1 field but insists that, after 7 first lap accidents in 14 starts, he has learnt his lesson.

Posh Spice in line for McLaren drive

Management company admits lots of people are talking to peoples people but McLaren and Lewis are not on speaking terms.

Raikkonen doesn't give a shit

The flying Finn is amongst the title favourites but is keener to take a shit than give one.

Hamilton linked to al-Qaeda

Wanted for questioning in connection with publishing sensitive information, crimes against common sense, making childish comments and having a lack of personality.

Greece harbours mythological hope

Construction begins on a giant wooden horse in preparation for a proposed Grand Prix blessed by the gods

Domenicali adopts Massa

Publicly rejects his favourite puppy should be taken out and shot while he secretly loads his shotgun behind the scenes.

Hamilton to become gangster rapper

Reports he could exchange his steering wheel for guns and hoes as he plans to become Britain's answer to Jay Z

Bernie to pay congestion charge

Claims that proposing to host a race down narrow one-way streets in the West End does not make him deluded.

Missing baboon spotted in Valencia

Racing drivers are warned to stay in their motor homes and not venture outside to avoid being clubbed to death by a rampant Gorilla

Villeneuve in need of publicity

Thinks the current crop of drivers who have all put the most successful F1 driver in history to shame are all useless imbeciles.

Canadian GP organisers to face detention

Students threaten to disrupt Canadian Grand Prix by protesting on Moose-back whilst weilding hockey sticks covered in maple syrup

Formula 1 to become sportscars

Radical new rule changes will convert Formula 1 cars into ALMS cars within 2 years, according to Whiting.