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Funny Formula 1 news

Every story, newest first. 65 in total, and not one of them true.

Vergne happy to play computer games

New official computer game player wants Ferrari to introduce a Grand Theft Auto version on their simulator

Lewis Hamilton pities the fool

Lewis Hamilton hopes dressing like Mr T and sucker-punching his rival will give him his second championship

Ich spreche kein Englisch

Vettel claims linguistic ignorance after disobeying team orders to over take his 'slow' team mate to win in Malaysia.

Button and Perez tie the knot

Romance blossoms at McLaren between its two drivers. Wedding bells could soon be in the air.

Hamilton gets gag removed by McLaren

McLaren management agree to let Lewis speak what little is in his mind as long as he doesn't make a cock of himself.

Silly season not silly enough

Teams told to employ at least one Maldonado or Grosjean in 2013 to improve the show.