Hamilton to become gangster rapper
July 2012
Nicole Sherzinger’s plan to turn Lewis Hamilton from a mild-mannered British racing driver into a gun-toting American gangster rapper is almost complete. Having already convinced him that he doesn’t look like a complete bell-end by wearing man-earrings, she is now trying to get him to buy a gun, wear a bandana, pull his trousers half way down his arse and start rapping about blunts and hoes.
Sherzinger was quite open when questioned about the human transformation of her toy boy.
“Yeah, you know, like I think it’s, you know, really cool that my Lewis baby wants to, you know, like start rapping and stuff. I think, you know, it’s like totally cool and like, you know, he can totally make it and stuff so, you know, I think he should totally do it and stuff.”
Hamilton, who spent the week after the British Grand Prix in underground clubs busting caps, is apparently also excited about his proposed venture into the music business and has started preparations already.
“Yeah blood I is going to be like getting myself some more bling to go with these frickin’ awesome studs I’ve got in my ears. Jay Z said I can totally do it man because I know what it’s like deep in the streets. My first album is totally inspired by the persecution I’ve experienced in my racing career and I’ve already written a song about Fernando. I think I can make it in the rap business. I mean, I come from Stevenage which is a bit like down town L.A. and I feel like I was born for this. Maybe it's because I'm bla… ”
