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F1 Strategy group make a decision

Bureaucrats invent new and ingenious ways of wasting time before deciding F1 was better in the nineties.

Grosjean in road rage incident

Frenchman mows down innocent bystander in Spanish car park but offers to buy him a beer afterwards.

New McLaren 'slightly less grey'

Team pin hopes on fifty shades of grey making the team more competitive in Spain

FIA propose ban on haircuts

Governing body keen to introduce as many pointless rule changes that have no impact on the sport

Hamilton criticised for premature ejaculation

Chinese grid girl left disappointed and unfulfilled after champion blew load in her face.

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